YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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