Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize