Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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