ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize