Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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