eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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