I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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