pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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