In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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