Already got asked if we're dating
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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