A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I have post one night stand depression
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