My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
this just has baby written all over it
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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