If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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