How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize