Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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