It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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