maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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