I'm going to jail i love you
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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