if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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