That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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