we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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