question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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