So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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