and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Dear god my vagina.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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