My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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