my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
ttyl tear gas
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
he just fucked me for my cheese..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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