First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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