id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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