exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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