I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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