Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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