We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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