No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize