i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
my liver is dry heaving
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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