You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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