another moral hangover. fuck.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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