Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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