...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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