hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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