You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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