The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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