Its about making memories worth repressing
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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