And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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