just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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