Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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