If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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