I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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