You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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