why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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