Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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